so many naughty thoughts going through my head…

(Source: halewinchester, via toxides)

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tattoome:

Aaron Hodges

(via salsa-slut)

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thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

(Source: thankyoucorndog, via salsa-slut)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via salsa-slut)

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

(via kohwala)

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted at a bar in Columbia, Missouri. [via]

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proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

(via salsa-slut)

asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

(via leslieroomel)

michaxl:

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

(Source: michaxl, via audreyyyautopsy)

wow-hate:

My Samoyed in the convertible lol

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