why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
pro tip: wish on a shooting star that you will die and then tell someone your wish so it won’t come true. now you are immortal
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
well i already know im going to hell
at this point it’s really go big or go home
sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know