- Crush (Texted you): Hey
- You (Thinking): OH MY GOD He just texted me I wonder what he wants maybe he just wants to talk maybe he's mad at me I mean all he said was hey I should just answer him I dont want to keep him waiting well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I'm busy. NO. thats too obvious, could this mean he's in to me? or is he just bored? either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back, who said that I even liked him?! I'm just gunna text him back now. Should I reply Hi?? or Hey?? or hey with three Y's?? no that's stupid. 2 Y's works. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was just accidental. OKAY. I GOT THIS. INHALE. EXHALE.
- You: Heyy
i literally do not understand why anybody would cheat on their partner like if you really feel the need to be with somebody else in the same way as you currently are with your partner, be a decent human being and end your relationship to save the person you supposedly love a whole world of unnecessary pain rather than be a piece of shit and break their heart
Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.
I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.
He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.